Melonie Melon's Marvolous Misadventures!!

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cryptozoological

yo I’m all about supporting girls wearing whatever the fuck they want and booty shorts are a-ok in my book but I also think it’s important to realize that this is also one of the only clothing options given to young girls when it comes to summer wear. if you’re shopping in clothing stores or sections targeted at teenage girls it’s nearly impossible to find anything in-between booty shorts and knee-length capris. like booty shorts are literally the only shorts marketed to us and I think that speaks a lot more about the hypersexualization of young girls by our society/the clothing industry than it does about the actual kids wearing them tbh

Source: cryptozoological

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skengggg skengggg

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

honne-tatemae honne-tatemae

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

Source: skeng

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nerdgirl134-dftba nerdgirl134-dftba

staff:

we’re deleting anime

DON’T YOU EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ANIME FANDOMS WE ARE BATSHIT AND HAVE NO QUALMS WITH ENDING BIGOTS LIKE YOU WE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR :

Facebook. Reddit. Tumblr. Nickelodeon. I used to tell my sibling stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Fandoms kept balance between the Facebook Freaks, Reddit Rebels, Tumblr Staff, and Nickelodeon Queers. But that all changed when the Tumblr Staff attacked. Only the Fandoms had mastered all four mediums. Only they could stop the disgustingly backwards Staff. But when the world needed them most, they vanished. A decade has passed and the Tumblr Staff is nearing victory in the Fight Against Equal Rights. Two months ago, my mothers and the pansexual people of my tribe journeyed to the Reddit Rebellion to help in the battle against the Tumblr Staff, leaving me and my sibling to look after our social media. Some people believe that the Fandoms were never reborn into the Nickolodeon Queers, and that the cycle has been broken. But I haven’t lost hope. I still believe that somehow, the Fandoms will return to save the world.

meloniemelons

staff:

forget anime we’re deleting your blog jesus christ

bob-belcher

toflowerorfeast toflowerorfeast

the 70s was an incredibly horny decade, largely due to the music of its day. if you’ve ever heard queen abba or electric light orchestra you’ll understand why the youth were balls to the wall and wore hideous clothing not only without shame but with hubris. in this essay i will

legendarydragongoldedition legendarydragongoldedition

wheres tbe rest of the essay op and how do we apply these lessons to the modern day

Source: 80shorrormovie

only1600kids

pettyrevenge pettyrevenge

I work at a clothing store and sometimes when I get a shitty customer I purposely leave the security tags on their clothes so the alarm goes off when they try to leave the store.

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hellahurley hellahurley

working in retail is so fucking crazy. it’s like an alternate universe. one time, I was scanning some deli cheese and the customer said, “that’s on sale for however much” and I said, “oh yeah that’s a good deal deli stuff can be expensive” then he says, “it’s for my friend. do you want to meet me friend?” and at this point I’m fuckign terrified and he OPENS his JACKET and sitting in the inside pocket is a TINY DOG

Source: thatsdramagirl

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mercedesbenzodiazepine

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

Source: mercedesbenzodiazepine

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pixie-tot

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

thelittlemerms

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety

Source: pixie-tot

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saphire-dance

I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.